I tried to pull rank

But it didn't work. Darn it.
My boob seems a lot less red this morning, so I was hoping that the surgery could be called off. I begged the same plastic surgeons, again. I've had the oncologist on speed dial, with no answer yet. Then, the big kahuna walked in to see my roommate who was in the shower. I suspected it was he, lept into attack position, as best I could in bed, asked him directly, "Are you Jay?" Very charmingly, he reached over my toes and knees, to shake my hand and acknowledged he is. I told him that Ginger had advised me to use him and no one else. Now I was paying the penalty and could he please override Dr. Liao.
"No."